赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(16)：学习共同分享(双语)
Unit 16 Learning to Share 学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.
强尼把块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
“Hey,” said his sister, “if I’d divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself.”
“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说道。
“Well, that’s what you got, so what are you complaining about?”
“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢？”
英语知识点解说：
1.divide vt. 分割，分类
divide sth into... 将某物分成……
例：The city is divided into six districts.
（本市被区分成六个行政区。）
2.pie n. 派，馅饼；非常容易的事
例："That job is easy as pie," Peter said.
（彼得说“：那个工作很简单。”）
3.complain vi. 抱怨
complain about... 抱怨……
例：Stop complaining about your work. It's your duty.
=Stop making complaints about your work. It's your duty.
（别再抱怨你的工作了。那可是你的责任。）
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