赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(2)：不要瞎混！(双语)
Unit 2 No Fooling! 不要瞎混！
“Please be gentle with me , darling,” said the bride on her wedding night, “I’m a virgin.”
“请对我温柔一些，亲爱的！”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道“。我是个处女。”
“You’re a virgin?” exclaimed her husband with surprise. “But you’ve been married three times.”
“你是个处女？”她丈夫吃惊地叫道“，可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”
“That’s true, dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body; my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be; and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ‘I‘ll get back to you next week.’”
“没错，亲爱的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家，他只想看我的身体。我的第二任丈夫从事广告业，而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。我的第三任丈夫是位律师，他总是说： 下星期我就回来看你。”，
英语知识点解说：
1.fool vt. 愚弄 & vi. 游手好闲
fool around 鬼混；欺骗
=goof around
例：Don't fool me. I'm not a three-old boy.
（别愚弄我，我又不是三岁的孩子。）
Bill's been fooling around on his wife almost since the day they got married.
（几乎从结婚那天起，比尔就一直欺骗他老婆）
2.gentle a. 温柔的；彬彬有礼的
gentleman n. 绅士；先生
例：No gentleman would ever talk that way to a lady.
（没有一个绅士会那样对一位女士说话。）
3.bride n. 新娘
bridegroom n. 新郎
bridesmaid n. 女傧相
groomsman n.男傧相
4.wedding n. 结婚典礼
wed vt. 与……结婚（=marry）
例：If you want to wed my daughter, young man, you'd better be able to support her.
（年轻人，如果你想娶我女儿当老婆的话，最好有能力供养她。）
5.virgin n. 处女
例：If you're holding out for a virgin to marry, you may have a long wait.
（如果你非处女不娶，可能要等上好长一段时间。）
6.with surprise 吃惊地
with 与名词连用可造出许多表示状态的副词短语。
with ease 容易地
with a smile 面带笑容地
with energy 精神饱满地
例："Could you help me unzip my dress, dear?" "With pleasure!"
（“亲爱的，你可以帮我把礼服的拉链拉开吗？“”我很乐意！”）
7.artist n. 艺术家；画家
artistic a. 有鉴赏力的；艺术的
例：He looks like an artist and talks like an artist, but that doesn't mean he is an artist.
（他看起来像一位艺术家，说起话来也像艺术家，但那不意味着他真的是位艺术家。）
8.advertise vt. 为……做广告
advertisement n. 广告（简写作 ad ）
place an ad 刊登广告
classified ad 分类广告
例：Rodney placed an ad in the paper for a red-hot lover and his own wife answered it.
（罗迪尼在报上刊登广告征求一位热情如火的爱侣，回复他的竟然是他的老婆。）
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