七点二十了，快起床
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note：“Please wake me up at 7：00am.” The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8：00. Then he saw a note at his bedside：“Wake up you stupid！ It's 7：20 now.”
一对夫妇吵架了，谁也不和对方说话。 第二天，丈夫因为一大早要去开会，所以希望太太早上能叫醒他。但是他又不愿意先说话，于是就拿了一张纸条给太太，上面写道：“明天早上七点叫我起床”第二天早上，丈夫起床的时候已经八点了，他又急又气，突然发现一张纸条放在床头上，上面写道：“死鬼！七点二十了。快起床。”
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