双语幽默漫画：Distinguish Books by Tastes 以味辨书
Lucy: Don’t just sit there… help me with my homework… go get me volume five of the encyclopedia…
露西：别光傻坐在那儿……帮我做作业……给我把百科全书……..
Snoopy: Volume five?
史努比：第五卷？
Lucy: This isn’t volume five, this is volume seven! Can’t you tell volume five from volume seven? How can you be so dumb?
露西：这不是第五卷，是第七卷！居然连第五卷跟第七卷都分不清！您怎么这么笨？
Snoopy: Rats!
史努比：真差劲！
Snoopy: (Slurp!)
史努比：（吧嗒声）（舔书）
Snoopy: They all taste alike to me!
史努比：这不尝起来都一个味儿嘛！
英语单词:
Distinguish] 区别
volume 册, 卷
encyclopedia 百科全书
tell…from… 把……和……区别开来
dumb 笨的
slurp 叭嗒声
alike 相似的
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