第一次和最后一次
The First and Last
A negro went for a ride in an airplane. When he came down, he said to the pilot,“Thank you, sir, for the two rides.”
“Two rides？” Said the aviation, “You have only had one！”
“No,”said the negro, “two. My first and my last.”
第一次和最后一次
一个黑人乘飞机旅行。下飞机时，他对驾驶员说：“先生，谢谢你的这两次飞行。”
“两次飞行？”飞行员说：“你只坐了一次飞机啊！”
“不，”黑人说道，“两次，第一次和最后一次。”
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