问题广告闹笑话
千万不要以为这些是笑话！它们可是美国分类广告中的真实语言。这些句子要不是语言模棱两可，可以这样理解，也可以那样理解；要不就是印错或使用错了单词，造成了歧义。看来美国人还真是挺幽默的啊！
语意摸棱两可型
裁缝广告
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
我们不使用机器撕毁您的衣服。我们会小心翼翼地用手撕。
（原意是要表达：我们不使用机器，以避免撕毁您的衣服。我们会用手工小心地修补衣服。）
你们可真够狠的！不用机器撕我的衣服，非要故意用手一点一点、仔细地撕。你们安的什么心啊！
家政广告
Tired of cleaning yourself？ Let me do it.
厌倦自己洗澡了吗？让我来帮你洗吧。
（原意是要表达：厌倦自己打扫房间了吗？让我来帮你做吧。）
就算我自己厌倦了洗澡，我也会自己洗。让你洗？你认为我是小孩吗？
宠物广告
Dog for sale： eats anything and is fond of children.
出售小狗：不挑食，喜欢吃小孩。
（原意是要表达：出售小狗：不挑食，喜欢与儿童相处。）
我的天啊！我可不想让我的孩子成为这只狗的盘中餐。
二手车广告
UsedCars： Why go elsewhere to be cheated？ Come here first！
UsedCars公司：为什么要去其它地方受骗呢？还是先来这里吧！
（原意是要表达：UsedCars公司：为什么要选择去别的地方？当心受骗！还是先来我们这里看看吧！）
难道非要让你们先把我骗一回，你们UsedCars公司才开心吗？
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