憎恨女孩
Hating Girls
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. “If I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I'll stop hating her first's.”
憎恨女孩
两个男孩正在看电视，见到黛咪・摩尔令人难以置信的面孔和身段。“如果要我不再憎恨女孩，”一个对另一个说，“我想我会从她开始。”
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