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你知道我是干嘛的吗?

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  Do You Know My Work?

  One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

  Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

  “Before I came out,” said one,“ I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”

  “You don't know my work,” said the other.

  “What is your work?”

  “I'm a policeman.”

  “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, “and do you know my work?”

  “No,” said the policeman.

  “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

  你知道我是干什么的吗?

  一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

  两个人站在外面,看着大火。

  “在我出来之前,”其中一个人说,“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

  “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个人说。

  “你是干什么的?”

  “我是警察。”

  “噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”

  “不知道。”警察说。

  “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。

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