我在谈一笔很大的生意
A young business man had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
一个年轻人刚开始做生意，租了一间漂亮的办公室。坐在办公室，他看见一个人从外面走进办公室。装着很忙的样子，他拿起话筒，假装正在跟人谈一笔很大的生意。他从嘴里说出的，都是数目很大的数字，还有口气很大的许诺。
Finally， he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you？" The man said， "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
最后，他挂上电话，问来访者：“您有什么事吗？”来访者说：“哦，我是来装电话的。”
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