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　　Mother： I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning， Johnny， and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that？

　　Johnny： Well， I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

　　母亲：约翰尼，今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕，现在只剩下一块了，你说是怎么回事？

　　约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑，我没有看见另一块。

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