出生的地方--双语幽默笑话
visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客：你怎么了？
local yokel: nothing---i was born here.
乡下佬：没什么——我就出生在这个地方。
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