两个记者的最新报道--双语幽默笑话
while taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头，忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来，两个记者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不动了。
in running, one journalist said to the other:"can't run any more! what should we do?" "no idea. but one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.
一个记者说：“我们怎么办？”这时另一个记者对他的同伴说：“我也不知道，不过我们中的一个要上头条了……”
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