我有一个如此完美的儿子--双语幽默笑话
A: I have the perfect son.
A:我有一个完美的儿子。B:Does he smoke?
B:他抽烟吗？A:No, he doesn't.
A: 不，不抽。B:Does he drink whiskey?
B:他喝威士忌吗？A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，他不喝。B:Does he ever come home late?
B:那他回家晚吗？A:No, he doesn't.
A:不，不会。B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
B:我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？A: He will be six months old next WednesdayA:下周三他就六个月大了。
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