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他们都是这么说的

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  While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The little girl kept saying to the boy, “Marry me. Marry me.” The little boy innocently replied, “I want to play first.”

  At this, the mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers and announced, “That's what they all say!”

  Notes:

  (1) bleachers n.(美)运动场的露天看台

  (2) baseball n.棒球

  (3) keep doing不停地做

  (4) innocently adv.天真无邪地

  Exercises:

  根据短文填空:

  ① While_____ on the bleachers during my youngest son's-baseball game _____ another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter.

  ② The little girl kept ______ to the boy, “ Marry me. Marry me.”

  ③ The little boy _____ replied, “I want to play first.”

  ④_____ this, mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers.

  ⑤We can see from the passage that little boys and girls are _____.

  他们都是这么说的

  我最小的儿子在参加棒球比赛,我坐在露天座位上观看。我听到另一位母亲在讲她的三岁的女儿。她女儿和邻居家的一个男孩玩耍。小姑娘不停地对男孩说:“娶我,娶我。”而那个男孩总天真无邪地说:“我想先玩球。”

  说着,这位母亲转向所有坐在座位上的父母亲,大声地说:“他们都是这么说的!”

  练习参考答案:

  ① sitting; overheard ② saying ③ innocently ④ At ⑤ innocent

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