Too many Y2K fears
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
1. You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.
2. You don't have to go to the grocery store for a year.
3. You invited the local football team over to eat twice this week， and you still have food left！
4. You have no savings left because you used it to prepare.
5. You spent the first week of the new year digging up all your valubles.
6. You went to the bank on Monday and deposited $2000 of one & five dollar bills.
7. You went ahead and had your water shut off， so you could use your stored bottled water.
8. You were depressed because nothing happened ！！
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