学会礼貌 To Be Polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that： “When are you going to learn to be polite？”
Bill： “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick？”
Tom： “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill： “What are you whining about then？ The smaller piece is what you want, right？”
中文翻译：
一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。
汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌？”
比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个？”
汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”
比尔：“那你还抱怨什么？小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗？”
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