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An Energetic Wife

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  Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

  Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

  Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

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