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英语笑话一则

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  Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?

  Student: At once!

  老师:全班同学听着,不管我问什么,你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几?

  学生:马上。

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