The guide for women
A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING：
I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tired.
I'VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
WHAT'S WRONG？
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.
WHAT'S WRONG？
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now？
YES， I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.
YES， I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different！
YES， I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair！
LET'S TALK， HONEY.
I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person， and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
WILL YOU MARRY ME？
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
WILL YOU MARRY ME？
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.
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