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Picture and Word

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  “One picture is worth a thousand wods?” The fact is that one picture is rarely, if ever, worth a thousand words.Some are worth only one: money.

  Far from being worth more than words, pictures can be downright frustrating. If you buy a new electric typewriter,what do you prefer: a glossy, glamorous picture of the machine?Or a 1000word booklet telling you what to do with it.Pictures have their value, of course. But if they're a thousand times more versatile than word, let's see a picture of truth.

  And if you are still not convinced,fall in a lake and start gulping water―and then instead of screaming the word HELP, hold up a picture of yourself drowning. If someone pulls you out,I lose my argument.

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