Joke 31
On Saturday mornings our cinema shows films for children. One such morning an old man took his grandchildren to the cinema. At the door there was a list of the prices of tickets， but he could not see any price for tickets for adults for Saturday mornings. The only price which was shown for that time was for children's tickets， so he asked the lady who was selling the tickets how much it was for adults.
'Adults！' she said. 'No， we don't have prices for tickets for adults for our Saturday morning films. Any adult who is brave enough to go in there to see films like that――and with all those children―― can go in free！'
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