Love Affair
Love Affair偷情
A woman was with her lover who also happened to be her husband's best friend. Then the phone rang, and because it was the woman's house, she reached over and picked up the receiver.Her lover came over and listened, only heard her side of the conversation.She was speaking in a cheery voice. " Hello？ Oh, hi！ SO glad you called. Really. That's wonderful！ I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great！ Thanks！ Okay. Bye bye."She hung up the phone and her lover asked, "Who was that？""Oh," she replied, " that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
一个妇人正和她丈夫最好的朋友、她的情人在一起。电话铃响了，因为是在妇人家里，所以她赶紧拿起听筒。她的情人凑过来想听听他们说什么，可只听到她这边的对话。她非常愉快地说着:“你好，哦，是你呀，真高兴你能打电话来。真的。好极了！我为你高兴极了。听起来真不错，真棒！谢谢！好的，再见！”她挂掉电话，情人问她:“谁呀？”“哦，是我丈夫，他跟我说，他和你在一起钓鱼，玩得高兴极了！”
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