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  Three sisters ages 92,94,and 96 live in a house together. One night,the 96 year old starts a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.“Was I getting in or out of the bath??”

  The 94 year old yells back,“I don‘t know,but I’ll come up and see!”She starts up the stairs and pauses.“Was I going up the stairs or down??”

  The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells to her sisters,“I‘ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door!”

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