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Doctors Joke (40)

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  “Doctor,doctor!My family thinks I‘m mad!”

  “Why is that?”

  “I like sausages.”

  “There‘s nothing strange about that. I like sausages too.”

  “Really?You must come and see my collection I‘ve got thousands!”

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