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  　　Two Canadian guys， Mike and Rob were on the roof， laying tile（铺设瓦片）， when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.　　"I have an idea，" said Mike. "We'll throw you down， and then...

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• 问得巧妙，答得机智

  Q： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea？ A： A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就...

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• 英汉双语笑话：Imitate Birds 模仿鸟儿

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  了解事实的真相--双语幽默漫画

  "the truth shall set you free...especially when you're talking to your boss!"事实真相将让你获得自由，特别是当你和你老板交谈的时候。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语...

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• 开心农场：再见，美元

  　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction． After three exhausting days...

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  　　Delighted to learn that his new wallpaper was washable，the moron was furious when the very first time he washed it，it was snatched from the clothesline.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...

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• 我还以为我聋了呢

  On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Tha...

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  Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.卡尔森被指控盗...

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  1. I Wasn't Asleep 　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might...

  2018-11-21 英语笑话