那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事104：总感到口渴
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Always thirsty
总感到口渴
“I had an operation ,"said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible said the friend ."Got any pain?" "No ,but I am always thirsty!"
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”“真是太糟糕了！一朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
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