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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事109:休假

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

a holiday from school
休假

tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not
to go.
汤姆讨厌上学,总是找借口不去上学,

if he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
如果他打喷嚏,他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。

if he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
如果他头痛,他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。

he spent more time at home than he did at school.
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。

on the days that he did go to school, he looked for excuses to come home early.
在他的确去上学的日子里,佗就找借口早点回家。

one morning he came home when the lessons were 0nly half finished."
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。

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