那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事135：格言
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
My advantage is that I am handsome,but my disadvantage js that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的优点是：我很帅，我的缺点是：我帅的不够明显。
I curse your buying instant noodles Without getting flavring bags．
我诅咒你买方便面没有调料包。
When I Went Shopping One day,a group Of girls stopped me, saying that I Was handsome.but I denied it,and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
有一次我购物时，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
There are two things that I could not do in my Iife—I could not do thio and I could not do that.
我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.
别把虾米不当海鲜。
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