那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事147：他是真的病了吗?
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Is he really ill？
他是真的病了吗?
On a hot summer day an elderly gentIeman faints in the street.A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。人们立刻圈了上去。
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy,n advises a woman.
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。”一位女士建议道。
"Give him a heart massage,¨says someone else.
“给他一点治心脏病的药。”另外一个人说。
"No, just give him some brandy，"insists the woman.
“不，还是给他一些白兰地。一那位女士坚持说。
"call an ambulance,n yells another person.
"叫辆救护车吧. "有人叫道。
"A brandy!"
“一杯白兰地！”
The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up,everbody and do as the kind lady says!"
这时，那个人突然坐起来嚷道，“都闭嘴．就照那位好心的太太说得去做！”
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