看笑话学英语03:How did you start the flood?你是怎么引起洪水的？
听笑话学英语:How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
医生在里维埃拉度假时遇到他的一位律师朋友，医生问他怎么会到这里来。
The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here?"
律师回答：“我到这里是因为我的房子被火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”
"That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
“真巧，”医生说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了我所有的损失。”
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
律师看起来有些困惑，他问“哎呀！你是怎么引起洪水的？”
英语单词学习：
1 insurance
n. 保险；保险费；保险契约；赔偿金
eg：She canvassed for insurance during her spare time.
她在业余时间里兜揽保险业务。
英语短语
unemployment insurance 失业保险 ; [保险] 待业保险费 ; [保险] 失业保险金 ; [保险] 失业保障
medical insurance 医疗保险 ; 医疗保险费 ; 医疗保障 ; 医疗安全
Deposit insurance [保险] 存款保险 ; [保险] 存款保险体系 ; [保险] 存款保险制度 ; 预金保険
Mutual insurance [保险] 相互保险公司 ; [保险] 相互保险 ; [保险] 互相保险 ; 互助保险
Vehicle insurance 机动车辆保险 ; 车辆保险 ; 运输工具保险 ; 车险
maternity insurance [保险] 生育保险 ; 产妇保险 ; [保险] 生养保险 ; [保险] 生育保险基金
Aggression insurance 侵犯保险
insurance expense [保险] 保险费 ; [保险] 保险费用 ; 安全费 ; 正在翻译
insurance conditions 保险条件 ; 保险前提 ; 安全条件 ; 保险条
2 coincidence
n. 巧合；一致；同时发生
eg：And when you add these two up, you have an amazing coincidence that we have discussed before.
如果你加上这两个，会发现以前我们讨论过的,惊人的巧合。
英语词组短语
coincidence rate符合率；符合计数率
by coincidence碰巧
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