英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动6：惊险蹦极(双语阅读)
第三部分 先锋运动
Unit 6 Exciting Bungee Jumping 惊险蹦极
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇6：惊险蹦极(双语阅读)
Raise no more devils than you canlay.
自己没有能耐，就别惹是非。
A cicada was singing one evening in the branches of a tall tree when a fox happened to pass by.
一大晚上，蝉正在一棵大树上歌唱，狐狸恰巧从树下走过。
A:What beautiful singing. With a voice like that you must be a very handsome creature.Come down where I can admire your form as well as your voice.
多动听的歌啊，有这么美妙的声音，你一定很英俊。下来吧，我不但可以欣赏到你的声音，还可以欣赏到你的样子。
(The Cicada had seen Foxes before，instead of hopping down himself.He broke off a small leaf and sent it fluttering to the ground.The Fox pounced on it greedily.
蝉以前见到过狐狸，他没有先跳下去，而是摘了一小片叶子，让叶子飘落到地面。狐狸立刻贪婪地扑上去。)
B:You've given yourself away，Fox. I've never trusted you since I saw a pile of Cicada wings outside your burrow one day .Now I know I was right about you. You can admire my voice if you like，but I'm not coming any closer.
你暴露了自己的意图，狐狸，自从那天在你的洞外看到一堆蝉翼，我就再也不相信你了。现在我知道自己没错。如果你愿意，你可以欣赏我的歌声，但是，我是不会靠近你的。
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