英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动10：高尔夫球(双语阅读)
第三部分 先锋运动
Unit 10 Golf 高尔夫球
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇10：高尔夫球(双语阅读)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
只顾工作不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。
(演讲节选)
Resign Speech by Jordan
乔丹退职演讲
I am here to announce despair my retirement from the game of bas-ketball. It won't be another announcement to baseball or anything to that nature. I think that everyone has their own reasons. There's been a lot of speculations in terms of why.I'm pretty sure I'll get to that point once you guys get an opportunity to ask questions.
我在此宣布我退出篮坛的决定。这个声明不表示我要转行打棒球或者做任何这类事情。每个人都有自己的想法。已经有很多人在猜测原因。我确信，当你们有人提问时，我会谈到这点。
But I want to say thank you to both of the gentlemen here，Mr.Stern and Mr. Rheinstorf,for presenting me with the opportunity to play the game of basketball and certainly to give me an opportunity to come to Chicago and meet my beautiful wife and build a family here. I want to say thanks to both of those gentlemen and to all the fans in Chicago for allowing me to come here and they've adopted me to one of theirs.
我要感谢这里的两位先生—斯特恩先生和莱恩斯托夫先生。因为他们给了我打篮球的机会，给予我机会来到芝加哥，遇到我美丽的妻子并在此建立了家庭。我要感谢这两位先生和芝加哥所有的球迷—他们已经接纳我成为他们中的一员。
I will be in Chicago for my career hopefully，and for the rest of my life. My wife won't allow me to move nowhere else. So I will be in Chica-go , and I will support Chicago teams.
为了我的事业，我会留在芝加哥，我希望在此度过余生。我的妻子绝不会允许我搬家。所以我会留在芝加哥，我会支持芝加哥的球队。
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