爆笑英语幽默笑话精选17：The Swimmer游泳者（英汉双语笑话）
17.The Swimmer
17.游泳者
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.
老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.
老师问道:“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到这个？”
"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
约翰尼回答说:“不是，老师，但我不明白他为什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那边。”
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