看笑话学英语37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片
听笑话学英语37:Photo of My Wife我老婆的照片
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
一个生意人走进一家酒馆，在吧台坐下，点了一杯加冰的双料martini。
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
喝完，那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务员把杯子满上。
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
喝完，生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼，然后又让服务生帮他把杯子满上。
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
这时酒馆的服务生说话了，“呃，老兄，我整个晚上给你倒martini都没有问题，但你得告诉我，你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
生意人回答，“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来，那就说明我喝得差不多了，该回家了。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 tavern
n. 酒馆；客栈
2 bartender
n. 酒保，酒吧间销售酒精饮料的人；酒吧侍者
3 peek
n. 偷看；一瞥，看一眼
vi. 窥视，偷看
eg:On two occasions she had peeked at him through a crack in the wall.
有两次她曾透过墙上的一个裂缝偷窥了他。
短语
PEEK Polyetheretherketone 聚醚醚酮 ; 聚醚酮
Fly Peek 乘鲸少年 ; 乘少年
Sneak peek 先睹为快 ; 快速前瞻 ; 翻译公司 ; 窥视
Heel peek 后拱窥
Peek cage 椎间融合器
Jerry Peek 杰瑞·匹克
Peek holes 找到洞洞
bruno peek 布鲁诺的资料
Surprise peek 惊喜不期而遇
4 refill
vi. 被再注满
vt. 再装满；再充满
n. 替换物；再注满
eg:Max held out his cup for a refill.
马克斯伸出他的杯子要求再满上。
短语
Refill inks 填充墨水
REFILL CARD 充值卡
Free Refill 免费续杯
refill opening 加油口
no refill 不再充填
Refill Assembly 注墨组件
Refill processing 回填处理
FUEL REFILL 气体
Refill line 补水线
5 starts to look good
开始变得好看起来
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