Marriage Joke(69)
（This joke should be understood in the spirit that X‘tian marriages in our part of the world are almost always arranged，divorces are rare socially stigmatic. So spouses are tolerant）
On the day I got married，my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom. He said：In the first year，the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself. In the second year，the role changes the husband listens to his wife. So it‘s her time to enjoy. In the third succeeding years，there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.
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