Marriage Joke(26)

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　　A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said，“He‘s 35 years old，6 foot 4，has dark eyes，dark wavy hair，an athletic build，weighs 185 pounds，is soft-spoken，and is good to the children.”The next-door neighbor protested，“Your husband is 5 foot 4，chubby，bald，has a big mouth，and is mean to your children.”The wife replied，“Yes，but who wants HIM back？”

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