Lawyer Joke(13)
A doctor traveling by car along a country road collides with an attorney who happens to be driving in the opposite direction. The attorney，seeing that the doctor is a bit shaken up，helps him from the car and offers him a drink of Scotch from his hip flask. The doctor accepts，took a long drink and hands the flask back to the attorney，who closes it and puts it away.“Aren‘t you going to have a drink yourself？”asks the doctor. The attorney replies，“Sure―as soon as the police leave.”
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