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　　A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to“Honor thy Father and thy Mother，”she asked，“is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters？”

　　Without missing a beat one little boy（the oldest of a family）

　　answered，“Thou shall not kill.”

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