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看笑话学英语49:Life after Death死后重生

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听笑话学英语49:Life after Death死后重生

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
“我相信,先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。“哦,那还好”。老板接着说。

 "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后,她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

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英语单词短语学习:

1 Life after Death

eg:My beliefs about life after death have not changed.
对于死后的人生,我的信仰并未改变。

短语
During Life And After Death 生前死后
Planetary Life After Death 浴火重生的行星
Life After Death Row 唱片名
T Life After Death 前卫摇滚
BEFORE LIFE AFTER DEATH 生之前
life after death 来世
T Life After Death 前卫摇滚
Is there life after death 死后能否继续活着
Desire for life after death 对死后生命的渴望

2 funeral

n. 葬礼;麻烦事
adj. 丧葬的,出殡的

eg:A funeral is not the place for humour.
葬礼不是幽默的场合。

短语
The Funeral 葬礼 ; 江湖白事 ; 背景音乐 ; 丧礼
Funeral Clown 葬礼小丑
ceremonious funeral 死后办得很隆重的丧事
Funeral Blues 葬礼蓝调
Funeral Fight 葬礼之战
ghostdom funeral 沈阳冥葬 ; 冥葬乐队
Flower Funeral 花葬
Join funeral 参加葬礼 ; 加入葬礼
Mind Funeral 心灵葬礼

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