Judges Joke(7)
The judge frowned at the tired robber and said，“then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights？”“Yes，your honor.”
“And why was that？”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records，“But it says here you broke in three nights in a row！”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
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