Judges Joke(12)
At a court date the judge asked，“What makes you think the prisoner was drunk？”
“Well，your honor，”replied the arresting officer，“I saw him lift up the manhole cover and walk away with it，and when I asked him what it was for he said，“I want to listen to it on my record player.”
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