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  An antarctican goes into a restaurant,buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells,“I WON!I WON!I WON a motor home!I WON a motor home!”

  The waitress runs over and says,“That‘s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”

  The antarctican replies,“No. I WON A motor home,I WON a motor home!”By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says,“You couldn‘t possibly have won a motor homes because we didn’t have that as a prize!”

  Again the antarctican says,“No,no mistake,I WON a motor home,I WON a motor home!”She hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,“WIN A BAGEL.”

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