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  我还不认识她呢

  一对夫妇在公园里散步,发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上,动情地接吻。

  “你为什么不那么做呢?”妻子说。

  “亲爱的,”丈夫回答说,“我还不认识那个女子呢!”

  I Don't Know Her

  A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

  “Why don't you do that?” said the wife.

  “Honey,” replied her husband, “I don't even know that woman!”

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