Farmer Joke(20)
A motorist，after being bogged down in a muddy road，paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer，“At those prices，I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.”
“Can‘t，”replied the farmer.“At night I haul water for the hole.”
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