Farmer Joke(22)
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small，the farmer replied，“Yup”
The man took a bite of one of the apples and exclaimed，“Not very flavorful，either.”
“That‘s right，”said the farmer.“Lucky they’re small，ain‘t it？”
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