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趣味图片英语笑话:God is dead! But Buddha is here to comfort 佛祖驾到

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One man's pain - another man's gain.
一个男人的痛苦是另一个男人的收获。

Have you guys read Nietszche? God is dead! But I am still around ... The name is Buddha. So, girls... Wanna party?
你们听说过尼采吗?上帝已死!但我还在!我叫做佛祖,姑娘们想来派对吗?

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