爆笑英语幽默笑话精选12：Should Not Be Punished不受处罚（英汉双语笑话）

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11.Should Not Be Punished

11.不受处罚

A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”

一个中学生问老师，一个人该不该为他没做过的事而受罚。

"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”

老师说:“当然不应该。”

“太好了!”男孩说，“我没做家庭作业。”

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