爆笑英语幽默笑话精选14：It Wasn't One Person不是一个人（英汉双语笑话）
14.It Wasn't One Person
14.不是一个人
The teacher is handing back the homework.
老师正在把作业发还给学生。
"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”
“约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?”
"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”
“老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的。”
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