看笑话学英语06:Very stupid robbers两个笨贼
听笑话学英语:Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊！”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！”
英语单词学习：
1 robber
n. 强盗；盗贼
eg:Armed robbers broke into a jeweller's through a hole in the wall.
武装劫匪从墙上的一个洞闯入了一家珠宝行。
短语
raw robber 生胶
sea robber 海贼 ; 海盗
dog robber 队长勤务兵 ; 为军队长官提 ; 勤务兵
Robber flies 食虫虻
Robber Lin 林轻颖
stream robber 河流袭夺
robber' 强盗的 ; 盗贼
Robber Synod 强盗会议
gun robber 持枪抢劫犯
2 superstitious
adj. 迷信的；由迷信引起的
eg：Jean was extremely superstitious and believed the colour green brought bad luck.
琼极端迷信，认为绿色会带来厄运。
短语
be superstitious 迷信
superstitious behaviour 迷信行为
fetishistic superstitious 迷信的
Not Superstitious 没有迷信
superstitious practice 迷信习惯 ; 迷信行为 ; 迷信举动
Superstitious Behavior 迷信行为
superstitious beliefs 迷信
superstitious objects 迷信品
Superstitious Priests 迷信牧师
3 scream
vi. 尖叫；呼啸；发出尖锐刺耳的声音；令人触目惊心
vt. 尖声喊叫；大叫大嚷着要求
n. 尖叫声；尖锐刺耳的声音；极其滑稽可笑的人
eg：Women were screaming; some of the houses nearest the bridge were on fire.
女人们在尖叫；最靠近桥的一些房屋在燃烧。
短语
Scream 2 惊声尖叫 ; 夺命狂呼
Death Scream 死神尖啸
Yamagata Scream 山形尖叫 ; 片
T Scream 吉他摇滚 ; 黑色金属 ; 硬摇滚 ; 硬核朋克
Scream Factory 怪物公司 ; 怪物公司专辑
Scream Pilots 呐喊舵手
Scream IV 惊声尖叫
Dead Scream 死亡尖叫 ; 死亡之球 ; 破灭喘鸣
psycho scream 直到对
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