Police Joke(20)
After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street，the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.“I‘m not really sure，”confessed the drunk，“but wherever it is，I must be late，because everybody seems to be coming back already.”
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